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Funny Text Messages

Funny text messages that were actually sent by sms messages ... by actual users.

Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Tonight there will be an ice cream party. All ladies giving milk please come early.

Sorry I am late, I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.

I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

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